Funny Riddles

These funny riddles and answers will make you think and at the same time will make you laugh as well. A good funny riddle is one that provides your brain with a logical puzzle as well as using jokes and humor to tickle your funny bone.

One Big Hockey Fan

One big hockey fan claimed to be able to tell the score before any game. How did he do it?

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Mathematics Teachers

What do mathematics teachers like to eat?

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Woman Shoots Her Husband

A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

Answer

The woman is a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it and hung it up to dry.

Whiter When Dirtier

What gets whiter the dirtier it gets?

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Elephant Drink More Water in January

Why does an Elephant drink more water in January than February?

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